For those unfortunate yet unavoidable times that dog owners need to leave their beloved pets home alone, Jon Glaser’s Soothing Meditations for the Solitary Dog is the perfect remedy, having been designed to help soften those upsetting times of uncertainty for all the anxious good boys and good girls out there.

Clocking in at a Grammy-submission-required-minimum 30 minutes of peaceful tranquility, Jon Glaser’s Soothing Meditations for the Solitary Dog is the ideal album for any dog owner that cares about the mental well being of their precious angel. 

Basically, if you're looking to feel less shitty about having to leave your dog at home all by itself, then Jon Glaser’s Soothing Meditations for the Solitary Dog is something you should probably get, you neglectful asshole and total piece of shit.