Release Date: December 5, 2025

For the unfortunate yet unavoidable times that dog owners need to leave their beloved pets home alone,“JON GLASER’S SOOTHING MEDITATIONS FOR THE SOLITARY DOG” is the perfect companion album, having been designed to help soften those times of uncertainty for all those anxious good boys and good girls out there.Clocking in at a Grammy-submission-required-minimum 30 minutes of peaceful tranquility, “JON GLASER’S SOOTHING MEDITATIONS FOR THE SOLITARY DOG” is the perfect album for any dog owner that cares about the mental well being of their precious angel.Basically, if you’re looking to feel less shitty about leaving your dog alone, then “JON GLASER’S SOOTHING MEDITATIONS FOR THE SOLITARY DOG” is something you should probably get, you neglectful asshole and total piece of shit.